What is The T.I.D.O. Wave?

"Tagruato is destroying our oceans. We are The Wave, rising tall to crash over them and wash the filth away."
- Le Bandit Vert
9/4/07

The T.I.D.O. Wave is the latest initiative from Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre, a nonprofit, grassroots, environmental activist organization dedicated to saving our planet from the world's most nefarious corporations. The Wave is our most ambitious mission to date, taking on one of the most despicable foes Mother Earth has ever come up against -- Japan based Tagruato. By informing good people like you of the evil deeds being waged by this reprehensible conglomerate, we hope to gain your support in our efforts to take them down.

Tagruato is primarily concerned with "deep sea petroleum excavation," or as we call it, bleeding Mother Earth dry. In their heedless efforts to join the ranks of fellow Earth Blood vampires, Tagruato has treated our planet like its own personal cesspool. They have operated with utter disregard for our ocean's fragile ecosystems. They violate areas that have never before been molested by man's poisonous touch, destroying precious bionetworks that have flourished for millions of years without our interference. They have already wreaked irrecoverable damage with their contemptuous drilling. And they are only growing bigger and bolder, foregoing any restraint and sanction in exchange for the relentless pursuit of the almighty buck. They must be stopped! The future of our planet may very well depend on it.

By nature, Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre are not a violent or destructive assemblage. We believe that every problem has a peaceful solution, and will do all that we can to avoid bloodshed. However, evil forces such as Tagruato often refuse to adhere to diplomacy. When they snap our olive branch over their greedy knee, we must use it to stab them in the heart.

Make no mistake -- Mother Earth is at war. Her adversary is Mankind. It is a vicious foe, ruthless, pitiless, and presided over by fools. That is why She needs us. We will fight at Her side till the day She takes us Elsewhere.

Who Are Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre?

"Mother Earth is strong, but her enemies are many. She cannot defeat them on Her own. She calls upon us, her Warriors."
-Le Bandit Vert

Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre are a collective of like-minded individuals with a long history of environmental activism. We were founded in Paris in 1982 by the notorious conservationist known only as Le Bandit Vert. Traveling the world as young horticulturist, Le Bandit observed the excessive exploitation and pollution of Mother Earth by big business. Le Bandit beseeched the ruling agencies tasked with governing the situation to enforce sanctions and protections, but the argument fell upon deaf ears. Determined to discover just how these companies could operate so unfettered, Le Bandit launched an undercover investigation and revealed a trail of double-dealing, greed, and corruption that led all the way to the top. It was then Le Bandit realized no one else would fight this battle. Mother Earth needed the Warriors.

Les Guerriers have waged dozens of successful campaigns around the globe against some of the world's most disreputable polluters. From protecting mountains in the P.E.A.K. Offensive against Broad Galvanic to defending our river water in the D.R.A.I.N. Movement against GloboChem Labs, we have proven time and time again that Mother Earth is not going to just bend over and take it.

We now turn our attention to Tagruato, a company that has been having its way with our Mother for decades. The T.I.D.O. Wave will cleanse Her of their cruelty.

Join us, and save the world.

We accept donations from individual and charitable foundations. We will not accept funding from corporations or governments.

Death of Tagruato Biologist!

Many thanks to our friend in the field who passed the original article on to us. It’s translated below:

YOSHIDA MEDICAL RESEARCH MOURNS THE LOSS OF MARINE BIOLOGIST

Tagruato suffered a large loss yesterday when Kazui Ichigawa, 63, and his family were found dead early in the morning.

His body, along with the bodies of his wife, Rie Ichigawa, 55, daughter Norika, 36, and granddaughter Kyoko,10, was discovered in the Daisetsu-San National Park at a popular RV camping area. Early word from the police is that it was a gas explosion in their trailer.

In a statement released to the press, press consultant Aki Ito said, “We are shocked and saddened at the sudden passing of perhaps our finest Marine Biologist. Ichigawa was not only an employee, but also a friend. He died with honor.”

His tragic death comes mere days after he abruptly retired from YMR. When informed of that, Ito replied, “It is a shame and a tragedy- this is a man who always put his family first.”

A close friend and co-worker (who asked to remain anonymous) believes that Ichigawa uncovered a magnificent discovery before he retired. “Unfortunately, his computer and files, even ones he kept in his home safe, are nowhere to be found. Tagruato is currently conducting a search for them.”

Ichigawa is survived by his son-in-law, Toshiro, 39, who was away on business at the time of the accident.

A memorial service will be held at Tagruato Headquarters. For details, contact a Tagruato representative at +81-3-5403-6318.

"You got something to say about The T.I.D.O. Wave, Tagruato, or Mother Earth in general? Post your thoughts here! Compliments, complaints, poetry, or prose are all welcome. Or just let us know that you were here and that you care!"
Eliss
12/02/07 12:18 am

Any evidence of foul play?

12/02/07 4:21 am

I sympathize with your ’cause’, but, in common with a number of readers I’m sure, never like to hear of the untimely death of anyone, especially in such tragic circumstances.

12/02/07 4:46 am

Sounds very fishy to me. I think there is more here than a mere accident.

12/02/07 8:14 am

What was Toshiro’s father-in-laws magnificent discovery, I wonder…

Quiktupac
12/02/07 8:22 am

Foul Play?

12/02/07 8:57 am

We believe and we care.. down with tagruato!!!!!!!!1 No slusho
is crossing these lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Zeldafan114
12/02/07 9:02 am

I have a feeling we’ll soon find out what exactly Ichigawa discovered, and something tells me it’s gonna be HUGE….

noone
12/02/07 9:53 am

something really terrible will happen on 1-18-08 and tagrato will have something to do with it

Megalodon
12/02/07 10:16 am

Hmmm… seems Tagruato will use any means to cover up sensitive information… even kill their own?

Scooter
12/02/07 10:20 am

Oh please. I think as we all know, if Tagruato is involved, something has to be up here. Foul play anyone? We can’t let those monsters just brush this aside!

12/02/07 10:34 am

I love this site.

MaskedOne
12/02/07 11:19 am

Tagruato’s army is now one person weaker! Hurrah!

12/02/07 11:42 am

I suspect foul-play.

Anonymous
12/02/07 11:51 am

slusho you cant drink just six

12/02/07 12:03 pm

hmmmmm….

Chris Marble
12/02/07 12:23 pm

I would like to hear more about your efforts against Tagruato.

12/02/07 12:28 pm

much suspicious!

Kode
12/02/07 1:09 pm

Everything surrounding Tagruato is polluted!

Lundy
12/02/07 1:17 pm

Thanks for informing us!! T.I.D.O. Wave was a great idea and you are all doing very well to bring down bloodsucking Tagruato. But what of this magnificent discovery….?

josh
12/02/07 1:35 pm

so sad….

OliMango
12/02/07 1:38 pm

He got what was coming to him…

12/02/07 1:38 pm

…is coming from the sea.

Ethan
12/02/07 1:39 pm

I’m here and I care!

Monsterous
12/02/07 1:41 pm

I KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED! The marine biologist knew too much about Tagruato and was going to spill the truth, so when he retired that evil company killed the man to silence him about their evil operations. We need to dig up info on the Chuai station. Something big is happening there…

Dan
12/02/07 1:59 pm

Sounds suspicious. Maybe kazui discovered something big before he retired. What he discovered went so much against his personal beliefs that he quit and maybe even threatened to expose this find to the world. Tagruato could not let this happen so they disposed of Kazui, and are now looking for the find so they can rehide it or somethin.

wwjdksatw
12/02/07 2:27 pm

Is the dumbo octopus your mascot?

Brother Voodoo
12/02/07 2:57 pm

Did you blow him up?

Jello
12/02/07 3:56 pm

i would just like to say that you dirty hippies should stop worrying about tagruato because karma’s a bitch and their’s has gone bad.

12/02/07 4:07 pm

I’ve heard rumors of trouble at the newest tagruato drilling site is T.I.D.O a part of this?

Redsavage
12/02/07 4:35 pm

Hmmmm I wonder what he could have discovered?

Notophelia
12/02/07 5:00 pm

How do i join and support the cause?

Orpheus
12/02/07 5:38 pm

Let Tagruato suffer the consequences of their acts! Let Mother Nature reign once again.

Rick Runkle
12/02/07 5:50 pm

It’s good to see a group dedicated to non-violent means of protestation against the rapists who have eaten away at the planet that we share with so many other lifeforms. Good luck in your quest to bring these people to the light of day and force them to face their sins against the world.

theTaxidermy
12/02/07 6:48 pm

tagurato obviously killed their own guy because he was going to spread world of the magnificent discovery he made that was in reality probably pretty horrible and could have harmed the company.

engel
12/02/07 7:07 pm

What are you implying with this article?

hermitizer
12/02/07 7:21 pm

sounds shady to me. maybe he had too many slushos.

Tiern
12/02/07 7:44 pm

Remarkable, it’s all YMR!

TheSavantSocialite
12/02/07 8:32 pm

To be honest, and to all the members of Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre, this sounds like a cover up job. Mysterious explosion just happens to kill Kazui days after he finds a “magnificent discovery”, then the files on his computer with the backups in his home safe “are nowhere to be found”? now to some this may seem obvious, but someone has to post it.

12/02/07 9:35 pm

If the files are found, please notify me at once. I believe some of my own materials will be in there.

12/02/07 10:28 pm

T.I.D.O. Wave, many thanks to you for spearheading this fight for Mother Earth. Tagruato is a menace that is killing our planet. You have my support. Again, thank you.

-Sam Jaeckel

12/02/07 10:56 pm

What kind of work was Ichigawa doing before he retired?

Paulo
12/02/07 11:06 pm

Aren’t you being too overzealous?

12/02/07 11:08 pm

ha!!!! you think that you can stop me? TRY IT!!! muahahahahaha!

brad
12/03/07 12:20 am

hmmm

MAx
12/03/07 5:29 am

salut

Pr0LiFiX
12/03/07 7:28 am

You guys are “The Cause” aren’t you?

Anyways, I heard you guys had a contest or something — how do I enter?

- Pr0

12/03/07 7:49 am

I just wanted to say “Way to go! T.I.D.O! Love what you are doing. Long live Mother Earth!

Tim
12/03/07 7:59 am

I am interested in your organization and I feel that I could contribute to your cause. How can someone like me help?

NIckZ
12/03/07 9:16 am

There Tagruato goes again. They always have to be killing something.

12/03/07 9:50 am

Please keep me informed. A friend of mine also went missing after he work on Chuai Station for 24 days.

John Rodriguez
12/03/07 11:31 am

Seabed Nectar. He found out exactly what it does and Tagruato didn’t want him leaving with it. There are problems with the new off shore drilling site and everything is about to come out.

Marissa
12/03/07 12:21 pm

Down With Tagruato!

Sarah
12/03/07 2:23 pm

There should be a boycott on Slusho!

Tazui
12/03/07 2:25 pm

Down with Tagruato!

MonTag
12/03/07 2:39 pm

Awesome job on hacking tagruato, im just hoping some of the damage they have done can be reversed.

12/03/07 2:40 pm

Slusho loves you!

MonTag
12/03/07 2:42 pm

NO SLUSHO!

HerOdyssey
12/03/07 4:10 pm

Money causes chronic shortsightedness. The only way to hurt Tagruato is through their bank accounts.

12/03/07 4:35 pm

AMNESIA say “Down with Tagruato”

and don’t go in to the water =/

Maximilian
12/03/07 7:48 pm

Tagruato needs to learn a lesson. I pray every day for their destruction.

Confused
12/03/07 10:09 pm

is this real?..this can’t be real..what is the cause of this….how did this happen?

Megan
12/04/07 12:03 am

Down with Tagruato!

Johannes
12/04/07 12:59 am

How can I help you in Germany? Tagruato has here one of their European headquarters.

kill tagruato
12/04/07 2:41 pm

if there is anything i can do, i am in NYC

12/04/07 4:04 pm

I agree that Tagruato is definitely up to no good… but I can’t imagine ever boycotting Slusho!… I mean, I can never drink just six…

Dark Slice
12/04/07 11:12 pm

It seems that Ichigawa was on to something COLOSSAL. Having quickly retired for “personal” reasons he probably was discovered by “the company” and fled, in fear of his life, with his family. In hopes of blowing this companies secret wide open, Ichigawa, along with his family were killed in an “accidental” gas tank explosion. Obvious cover-up? Keep an eye out on the web for Ichigawa’s son-in-law: Toshiro. I have a feeling that he could be in grave danger if Ichigawa made contact with him before his untimely passing.

Of course this is just speculation…anyone else care to elaborate?

12/05/07 6:35 am

Are you protesting at the memorial service? and what’s up with the Glass Helmets fundraiser?

12/05/07 8:28 am

DOWN WITH TAGRUATO!!!!! DOWN WITH GANU YOSHIDA!!!!!!! We as people of this earth need to band together and save mother earth!!!!!! who’s with me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

T.H.
12/05/07 9:38 am

He’s not the first and he won’t be the last, unless we do something. Find me.

DarkRaven
12/05/07 9:39 am

Where have you been all this time? I’ve been against them all along, and finally I find a well organized group that has the same goals as I do! Where and how can I donate to your cause?

Strontium90
12/05/07 3:59 pm

It is true that Mother Earth needs to be saved…
And, i agree Tagruato is a Planet Killer…
But cant we still keep Slusho!…
The kids love it…

12/05/07 4:28 pm

Just how deep does their new rig go?

12/05/07 6:22 pm

hey, has anyone heard of the animals’ strange and perhaps lethal reactions after Tagruato reported their “good” and “happy” reactions?

Ganu, DARN YOU!!!

12/05/07 7:11 pm

Who knows what depths Tagruato will sink to?
Heartless multi-national corporations are destroying our planet!
Thank you for standing up for us! We are with you!

Matt
12/05/07 7:37 pm

wow, thats insane. Foul play in my book. Id bet some slusho on it

Dark Slice
12/06/07 1:13 am

Ichigawa’s son-in-law…What was his last name??? Toshiro–H????? If anyone out there knows, please, tell me!

12/06/07 12:42 pm

I would bet you my next paycheck that the gas tank was just fine.

Zeldafan114
12/06/07 2:47 pm

just saw the Slusho commercial…now I’m mentally scarred.
MUST…GET…REVENGE!

TheKeywork
12/06/07 9:49 pm

I have been outraged for the last time by Tagruato! We must all join together to fight for our cause… Before it is too late.

12/07/07 9:49 am

Something is wrong… very, very wrong.

Daniel
12/07/07 11:10 pm

This is interesting!

cwoolboy
12/08/07 10:21 am

Hey, I’d love to join Tido, email me with how I can join or at least donate.

P.S. Teddy Hansen… R U there?

D Knittler
12/10/07 12:55 am

It was no accident. He knew something.

coleverboy
12/10/07 5:04 am

According to me i think Tagruato is destroyng the planet earth.

Kiara
12/10/07 10:37 am

Has anyone tried the phone number listed yet? I can’t get through

Fred
12/10/07 10:59 am

Scary

12/20/07 7:39 am

i have a bag of nickels and a lighter. i think we can fight them with these tools.

12/20/07 10:48 pm

Can random people actually comment on this?

Jessica
01/01/08 7:04 pm

This website has been very informative. Thanks.

Nova
01/01/08 8:15 pm

any news on why he resigned?

seferous
01/01/08 9:22 pm

yeah something is definitely going on

Whitney
01/01/08 10:12 pm

Tagruato is destroying our planet! Mother Earth would be much happier without it!

Psyche
01/02/08 6:40 pm

Great work! How can I join the cause?

Wolfgang
01/08/08 10:00 pm

Tagruato obviously has something to do with this. The most proficient marine biologist at their disposal suddenly retires from the company without warning, only to be killed with his family a few days later? And what about his research files going missing? INCLUDING the ones in his safe?

Tagruato killed this man because they feared he would expose whatever it was he found. Had he stayed with the company, he might have lived, but his leaving the company so abruptly signaled panic. They killed him, disposing of his family in the process, then took all of his research files. The fate of those files is up to speculation, but I would be willing to bet that anything important to the company will survive.

As for the “search” they are conducting, it’s obviously a ruse to keep the media off their backs. The only other alternative is that the files were already hidden or taken by someone else. Either way, the company is hiding something big.

Drilling for oil is not something I stand against, so long as the local ecosystems are not disrupted beyond repair (that is, QUICK repair). I’m just waiting for a new fuel source that’s much less expensive than oil to come around.

But whatever this company is up to, it’s big. And they’re doing a good job of hiding it.

gary
01/09/08 9:41 am

Tell me more!

isntitloverly
01/10/08 1:04 pm

how can you die with honor when your gas tank explodes?

01/11/08 12:58 am

this is crazy.. slusho is too cute to be soo evil

01/12/08 8:21 pm

I have a feeling that Tagruato is planning something. I hope somebody is able to stop it.

Dark Truth
01/14/08 11:42 am

As sad as this news is, it is just one more in a seemingly endless series of “accidents” and “unexplained incidents” involving Tagruato.

Ryuuzaki
01/18/08 2:39 pm

This is very sad news. I feel sorry for the son-in-law. He must be sad since he lost his wife and ten year-old daughter. =( I support Taguato. I don’t think they’re doing anything wrong.

01/22/08 7:46 pm

I think tagruato is totally not involved with anything. They’re just merely doing what the rest of the world does all the time - exploring the world and opportunities!

01/24/08 3:23 am

Of course he knew something. Why on earth would his family happen to be camping and they all just happened to be using an RV that just HAPPENED to have a gas problem. The guy worked for Yoshida Medical Research, it’s not as though he didn’t get paid enough to get a decent RV. All i’m trying to say is, a company as evil as Tagruato can’t be denied. Also if anyone reads this, it will be a miracle. E-mail me with your thoughts.

raimus
01/24/08 9:54 am

it’s not a question that he knew something. but we need to find out what he knew. i’d check with his son in law.

01/24/08 1:50 pm

What could he have discovered that would cause him to walk away from his work? And where is his son-in-law? Strange that everyone in the family died except him.

Anynomous
01/31/08 8:44 pm

Guys you do know what REALLY happened at that Taraguto drilling station right?

Dood
02/05/08 6:01 pm

Wow…

Heather
02/09/08 8:29 am

down with Tagruato. It’s all their fault

Dood
02/10/08 9:19 am

Stop Tagruato before they ruin the earth even more!!

XxX
02/10/08 4:58 pm

Are anyone of you guys still alive ?

02/19/08 9:50 am

I know what depths Tagruato will sink to.

Look at all of the horrible things they have done to us and our planet over the years. Its sickening.

Death, pollution..everything.

02/26/08 4:43 am

I care!

yoman
03/17/08 6:07 am

foul-play

03/30/08 9:22 am

Where is Teddy? What happened to him?

04/03/08 9:31 am

I miss teddy!

Marc
04/04/08 4:15 am

Tagruato will pay, soon…

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