What is The T.I.D.O. Wave?

"Tagruato is destroying our oceans. We are The Wave, rising tall to crash over them and wash the filth away."
- Le Bandit Vert
9/4/07

The T.I.D.O. Wave is the latest initiative from Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre, a nonprofit, grassroots, environmental activist organization dedicated to saving our planet from the world's most nefarious corporations. The Wave is our most ambitious mission to date, taking on one of the most despicable foes Mother Earth has ever come up against -- Japan based Tagruato. By informing good people like you of the evil deeds being waged by this reprehensible conglomerate, we hope to gain your support in our efforts to take them down.

Tagruato is primarily concerned with "deep sea petroleum excavation," or as we call it, bleeding Mother Earth dry. In their heedless efforts to join the ranks of fellow Earth Blood vampires, Tagruato has treated our planet like its own personal cesspool. They have operated with utter disregard for our ocean's fragile ecosystems. They violate areas that have never before been molested by man's poisonous touch, destroying precious bionetworks that have flourished for millions of years without our interference. They have already wreaked irrecoverable damage with their contemptuous drilling. And they are only growing bigger and bolder, foregoing any restraint and sanction in exchange for the relentless pursuit of the almighty buck. They must be stopped! The future of our planet may very well depend on it.

By nature, Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre are not a violent or destructive assemblage. We believe that every problem has a peaceful solution, and will do all that we can to avoid bloodshed. However, evil forces such as Tagruato often refuse to adhere to diplomacy. When they snap our olive branch over their greedy knee, we must use it to stab them in the heart.

Make no mistake -- Mother Earth is at war. Her adversary is Mankind. It is a vicious foe, ruthless, pitiless, and presided over by fools. That is why She needs us. We will fight at Her side till the day She takes us Elsewhere.

Who Are Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre?

"Mother Earth is strong, but her enemies are many. She cannot defeat them on Her own. She calls upon us, her Warriors."
-Le Bandit Vert

Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre are a collective of like-minded individuals with a long history of environmental activism. We were founded in Paris in 1982 by the notorious conservationist known only as Le Bandit Vert. Traveling the world as young horticulturist, Le Bandit observed the excessive exploitation and pollution of Mother Earth by big business. Le Bandit beseeched the ruling agencies tasked with governing the situation to enforce sanctions and protections, but the argument fell upon deaf ears. Determined to discover just how these companies could operate so unfettered, Le Bandit launched an undercover investigation and revealed a trail of double-dealing, greed, and corruption that led all the way to the top. It was then Le Bandit realized no one else would fight this battle. Mother Earth needed the Warriors.

Les Guerriers have waged dozens of successful campaigns around the globe against some of the world's most disreputable polluters. From protecting mountains in the P.E.A.K. Offensive against Broad Galvanic to defending our river water in the D.R.A.I.N. Movement against GloboChem Labs, we have proven time and time again that Mother Earth is not going to just bend over and take it.

We now turn our attention to Tagruato, a company that has been having its way with our Mother for decades. The T.I.D.O. Wave will cleanse Her of their cruelty.

Join us, and save the world.

We accept donations from individual and charitable foundations. We will not accept funding from corporations or governments.

December “Tip for the Field”

Many of you have written in and complained that when you get into a demonstration situation and it goes array, you often find yourself alone in a jail cell for hours or trapped outdoors with inadequate food, clothing, or hygiene options. 

To address this need, I’ve created a “Survival Kit” of essential items to take with you to any gathering, should you be captured or forced to flee society for several days.

1. “Warm towel”
2. Dried fruit
3. Small comb
4. Jerky
5. Flare gun
6. Swiss Army Knife
7. Compass 

I’ve been making pre-packaged “Survival Kits” of my own for distribution at Tidowave rallies. $30 per set. Please contact me on my cell for purchase.

"You got something to say about The T.I.D.O. Wave, Tagruato, or Mother Earth in general? Post your thoughts here! Compliments, complaints, poetry, or prose are all welcome. Or just let us know that you were here and that you care!"
mcakes
12/10/07 7:08 pm

is the jerky vegetarian?

12/11/07 2:45 pm

Thanks for the tip for the survival tip, but i think i will replace the jerky with some other edible food like a Can of soup.

El Viator
12/12/07 1:36 pm

I used to be a Slusho addict, but thanks to you guys, I know the truth behind the evil that is Tagruato. Down with Slusho, if having their drink means killing our waters, then I want them gone!

Mad Monica
12/13/07 10:38 am

Is it true that the animals being fed Slusho are having bad reactions? I saw somewhere that this is the case? Does anyone here know what, exactly, the “smilers” are doing with the animals they take from the shelters???

Jeremy
12/13/07 12:06 pm

how do we contact you?

Tom
12/13/07 12:58 pm

i’ve got all my things packed and im all ready.

oliver
12/19/07 8:31 pm

survival kits should be in each & every home just incase of the unexpected.

JT
12/24/07 1:14 am

Sweet…thanks a lot, man! Something tells me I’m gonna need a kit like this, so I’ll gladly fork over the money. Besides, more cash for the cause, right?

12/29/07 7:23 pm

Interested in working with les guerriers de mère-terre. could you please reply with some info?

darinfraiser
12/31/07 6:01 pm

please email me reguarding your organization

Blake Herring
01/03/08 12:23 pm

Any way I can get one of these survival kits?

Blake Herring
01/04/08 12:33 pm

I wanna help the cause. Please send me information to my e-mail. Thanks!

Washington
01/05/08 11:43 am

I’ll take Five(5) of them, as well as Two(2) custom kits.

Evalane
01/12/08 12:15 am

Don’t forget SOAP….being dirty and on the run is not fun. STAY CLEAN! You can do more good out of jail anyway, so be SAFE and stay out of jail.

01/12/08 6:44 pm

I don’t think Tagruato is so bad after all. Who could get mad at someone with such impressive suits?

Jimmy
01/12/08 7:21 pm

What does this madness mean? Tell me now. Also, do you like musicals? Maybe if you included musicals more in your protesting strategies, you’d be doing better right now…

sarah
01/13/08 4:22 pm

how can i get a “survival kit”? the “warm towel” sounds nice.

Don
01/15/08 10:58 am

Tagruato must be stopped!

Josh Bauer
01/15/08 2:51 pm

I think what you guys are doing is great; Down with Tagruato!

01/18/08 2:26 pm

Where can I order the survival kit please?

Jesse
01/24/08 4:14 am

What news is there now?

Not important
01/28/08 5:28 pm

You people are wrong! Tagruato has never done anything harmful to the environment

Branky
02/23/08 2:01 pm

$30? Couldn’t you get that stuff for less?

Jimmy
04/10/08 8:29 pm

I would also like to order a survival kit, where can I obtain one?

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