What is The T.I.D.O. Wave?

"Tagruato is destroying our oceans. We are The Wave, rising tall to crash over them and wash the filth away."
- Le Bandit Vert
9/4/07

The T.I.D.O. Wave is the latest initiative from Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre, a nonprofit, grassroots, environmental activist organization dedicated to saving our planet from the world's most nefarious corporations. The Wave is our most ambitious mission to date, taking on one of the most despicable foes Mother Earth has ever come up against -- Japan based Tagruato. By informing good people like you of the evil deeds being waged by this reprehensible conglomerate, we hope to gain your support in our efforts to take them down.

Tagruato is primarily concerned with "deep sea petroleum excavation," or as we call it, bleeding Mother Earth dry. In their heedless efforts to join the ranks of fellow Earth Blood vampires, Tagruato has treated our planet like its own personal cesspool. They have operated with utter disregard for our ocean's fragile ecosystems. They violate areas that have never before been molested by man's poisonous touch, destroying precious bionetworks that have flourished for millions of years without our interference. They have already wreaked irrecoverable damage with their contemptuous drilling. And they are only growing bigger and bolder, foregoing any restraint and sanction in exchange for the relentless pursuit of the almighty buck. They must be stopped! The future of our planet may very well depend on it.

By nature, Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre are not a violent or destructive assemblage. We believe that every problem has a peaceful solution, and will do all that we can to avoid bloodshed. However, evil forces such as Tagruato often refuse to adhere to diplomacy. When they snap our olive branch over their greedy knee, we must use it to stab them in the heart.

Make no mistake -- Mother Earth is at war. Her adversary is Mankind. It is a vicious foe, ruthless, pitiless, and presided over by fools. That is why She needs us. We will fight at Her side till the day She takes us Elsewhere.

Who Are Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre?

"Mother Earth is strong, but her enemies are many. She cannot defeat them on Her own. She calls upon us, her Warriors."
-Le Bandit Vert

Les Guerriers de Mère-Terre are a collective of like-minded individuals with a long history of environmental activism. We were founded in Paris in 1982 by the notorious conservationist known only as Le Bandit Vert. Traveling the world as young horticulturist, Le Bandit observed the excessive exploitation and pollution of Mother Earth by big business. Le Bandit beseeched the ruling agencies tasked with governing the situation to enforce sanctions and protections, but the argument fell upon deaf ears. Determined to discover just how these companies could operate so unfettered, Le Bandit launched an undercover investigation and revealed a trail of double-dealing, greed, and corruption that led all the way to the top. It was then Le Bandit realized no one else would fight this battle. Mother Earth needed the Warriors.

Les Guerriers have waged dozens of successful campaigns around the globe against some of the world's most disreputable polluters. From protecting mountains in the P.E.A.K. Offensive against Broad Galvanic to defending our river water in the D.R.A.I.N. Movement against GloboChem Labs, we have proven time and time again that Mother Earth is not going to just bend over and take it.

We now turn our attention to Tagruato, a company that has been having its way with our Mother for decades. The T.I.D.O. Wave will cleanse Her of their cruelty.

Join us, and save the world.

We accept donations from individual and charitable foundations. We will not accept funding from corporations or governments.

We’ve been laying low (those hunters are after us) but I’m sure everyone’s seen the latest drool about that putrid drink. Wake up, America’s heartland!! Ganu shouldn’t be allowed to sell anything without FDA approval. This is just another of Tagruato’s many lies. First they murdered their own workers, then they spilled their death-station into our ocean. Now they’re trying to put their garbage inside all of us…

But we’re not saying anything that hasn’t been said before. Our loyal members know the truth about Slusho. And it’s those members who are going to bring about the change.

I don’t know how people keep falling for Tagruato’s constant deception….maybe it’s Ganu….maybe everything lies with him?

"You got something to say about The T.I.D.O. Wave, Tagruato, or Mother Earth in general? Post your thoughts here! Compliments, complaints, poetry, or prose are all welcome. Or just let us know that you were here and that you care!"
Mickyjim
01/12/08 1:13 am

I’ve got a very bad feeling about all of this. I don’t understand why Tag would destroy their own station, but this “secret ingredient” of theirs has got something to do with it… something is very wrong here, and it’s only going to get worse. Find the truth guys.

01/12/08 2:03 am

Many people in the heartland have fallen for Tagruato’s deception

01/12/08 2:08 am

How did those creeps get it past the FDA?

PJ Carlos
01/12/08 8:00 pm

I think Slusho is addictive, I’m hearing rumours it is more addictive than Cocaine. Teens are always walking around with a Slusho cup in their hands. This cannot be healthy!

01/13/08 1:37 pm

tagruato is a horrible company especially because slusho and their deep sea drilling. go tido

Melvin
01/15/08 5:32 am

Tagruato makes me sick… of all the things to devote your life to… you have my support TIDO…

-Melvin

Alex
01/15/08 7:44 am

Ugh…Slusho in the States? Now they’re really up to something. We don’t wanna drink “The Ocean’s Nectar” or whatever other garbage is inside that Tagruato. Go spoil someone elses dinner…

Blade
01/15/08 5:18 pm

What’s going on??? What happened? Where did everyone go??

kevin
01/16/08 4:11 pm

thank you for fighting for our mother earth o mighty warriors!

01/26/08 1:38 pm

How can I join up with the T.I.D.O.Wave movement? Tagruato needs to be stopped!

02/17/08 11:23 am

i must agree with you. i was impressed by your hackers. i am a spy for you. I will look into Tagruato and find all i can. count on the spyder.

OxygenNarcotic
03/06/08 11:27 am

Good work with the mother earths help, whats up with Slusho drink? Is it lethal to humans?

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